Whassup phellow physics phans mai naim iz teh Swagmeister (noh reallee) and I <3 Phyzics (with da man Phullerton, my homie teach). I liek tuh run, tuh read, tuh harass pplz, and tuh talk about mudkipz... but mostly tuh run. I is good at everythang (except teh grammer) and has nowhere to improve. I would liek to become an engineer or a phyzicist (big wordz!). I is taking tuh AP C course becauze I reallee liek phyzics an' want to learn more bout teh world's mysteriez. I is excited to learn dem calc-based phyzics and I's hope to get a bettar understanding of phyzics as a hole. I is anxious bout nothin' cuz i knows everything. Here'z to a gr8 yr, and hopefully u cans read tis.